What small children have always known is that the answer to the question “How does salt get into the sea?” is not scientific—”science is bad.” The answer is as simple as toddler thinking: salt water is man-made. This picture goes out to all those simple minds, especially overseas, who get lost in conspiracy theories, who take any nonsense at face value without checking it, who deny factual truths, and who above all believe they have to educate their children themselves for religious or other reasons.

In the icy wastelands around the North Pole there are huge hidden storage facilities with billions and billions of tons of flaky sea salt. The salt flakes are fed into the sea from these deposits via the natural meltwater (climate change-induced melting is an invention, after all). Sound sensible? Sorry, it’s fake news…